fuckmoral.com/en speed test — 20 Oct 2026
Measured from the wfix.shop server on 20 October 2026 at 15:47 UTC. Grade A (94/100), with the screenshots, the timings and the fixes that matter.
Where the first byte went
- DNS lookup 88 ms 31%
- TCP connect 22 ms 8%
- Server wait 178 ms 62%
Measured on the connection that fetched the HTML. Every other request on the page waits for the end of this bar before it can start.
How this page compares
Every report published here is in this comparison, so it is a reference population of pages tested from one server - not a benchmark of the whole web.
What these numbers mean
- The first byte arrived in 288 ms. That is workable, and the cheapest win left is caching or a warmer connection.
- The page transfers 701.6 KB over 26 request(s). Other files are 97% of it, so that one type is worth a look on its own.
- The HTML itself arrives zstd-compressed.
- It runs over HTTP/3, so the assets share a connection instead of opening one each.
- 97% of the weight comes from other hosts (analytics, fonts, embeds), which also means their slow day becomes your slow day.
- The largest element painted at 332 ms, inside the 2.5 s Google calls good.
- The main thread was blocked for 2 ms in total, which is not enough to feel.
Fix first: Third-party weight - Self-host the libraries you can, drop the tags you cannot justify, and preconnect the ones you keep.
Read on one shared server, not a visitor's phone: use it to compare pages against each other, not as a promise about every connection. We fix what these tests find.
Screenshot
What the page looks like
Loaded in headless Chromium on this server. Click an image to open it full size.
Browser render
The same URL loaded in a real browser, so these are the readings curl cannot produce. The grade above is still built from the server measurements.
Page weight by type
What the page is made of
Transfer size, compressed as sent. 26 request(s) in total, 701.6 KB across all of them.
Top issues
Third-party weight
medium impact1 third-party host(s) serve 679.0 KB of this page. Each one is another DNS lookup, TLS handshake and point of failure you do not control.
Fix: Self-host the libraries you can, drop the tags you cannot justify, and preconnect the ones you keep.
Avoid extra redirects
medium impact1 redirect hop(s) before the page load started, each one a full round trip before the first byte.
Fix: Link to the canonical URL (and make sure http, the apex domain and www all point at it) so no visitor pays a redirect first.
Strict-Transport-Security
low impactHSTS is not set, so the first visit on a hostile network can still be downgraded to HTTP.
Fix: Send Strict-Transport-Security with a max-age of at least six months. Add includeSubDomains once every subdomain is HTTPS.
Waterfall
Slowest requests
Each bar is one request's own response time, scaled to the slowest. Assets were fetched in parallel, so the bars overlap in real time rather than stacking. first party third party
| Request | Type | Status | Time | Size |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/be/85/9c/839374659/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 1.03 s | 20.1 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/c2/d3/59/1215575762/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 1.01 s | 21.4 KB |
| https://fuckmoral.com/en/images/flags/en.webp | html | 404 | 1.01 s | 0 B |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/3d/26/7c/35878997/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 1.01 s | 19.0 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/55/26/f6/1014704692/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 1.01 s | 21.5 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/2b/82/06/33993503/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 992 ms | 18.1 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/83/a6/3d/1209065491/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 990 ms | 30.8 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/28/d6/72/3914014786/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 987 ms | 46.3 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/d1/ec/33/2405132006/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 983 ms | 12.7 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/3d/19/5f/4379052179/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 982 ms | 39.3 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/f7/e0/d1/1440770896/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 973 ms | 24.1 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/5f/b4/e3/2075647193/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 966 ms | 20.7 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/c0/a8/05/444793923/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 954 ms | 11.2 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/f9/11/af/892654999/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 953 ms | 35.2 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/01/c5/4b/1327908883/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 951 ms | 20.4 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/7f/62/a9/2874827632/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 949 ms | 19.7 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/bc/b5/8a/4333294685/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 948 ms | 34.9 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/00/5d/03/1085312250/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 944 ms | 29.9 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/69/19/11/4469200900/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 939 ms | 39.6 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/e5/19/5a/2874828690/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 938 ms | 17.4 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/03/c3/1e/956960879/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 936 ms | 55.8 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/3d/20/82/17938498/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 932 ms | 33.1 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/3c/aa/ce/4067820754/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 919 ms | 17.6 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/ca/13/4b/2695326758/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 917 ms | 49.7 KB |
| https://cdn.fuckmoral.com/new-thumbs/c0/cf/02/2326252128/1_640x360.webp 3rd party | other | 200 | 917 ms | 40.4 KB |
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