www.pornohirsch.net speed test — 20 Oct 2026
Measured from the wfix.shop server on 20 October 2026 at 16:10 UTC. Grade B (89/100), with the screenshots, the timings and the fixes that matter.
Where the first byte went
- DNS lookup 95 ms 16%
- TCP connect 48 ms 8%
- Server wait 452 ms 76%
Measured on the connection that fetched the HTML. Every other request on the page waits for the end of this bar before it can start.
How this page compares
Every report published here is in this comparison, so it is a reference population of pages tested from one server - not a benchmark of the whole web.
What these numbers mean
- The first byte took 595 ms. Everything else waits for that number, so the server is where to start: caching, a slow query, or an overloaded host.
- The page transfers 385.2 KB over 26 request(s). Javascript files are 61% of it, so defer what is not needed for the first screen, and drop tags nobody uses.
- The HTML itself arrives br-compressed.
- It runs over HTTP/3, so the assets share a connection instead of opening one each.
- 89% of the weight comes from other hosts (analytics, fonts, embeds), which also means their slow day becomes your slow day.
- The largest element painted at 532 ms, inside the 2.5 s Google calls good.
- The main thread was blocked for 4 ms in total, which is not enough to feel.
Fix first: Server response time (TTFB) - Cut server think time: page cache, query indexes, fewer synchronous calls to third parties inside the request. Connection setup is distance, so a nearer region or a CDN edge helps instead.
Read on one shared server, not a visitor's phone: use it to compare pages against each other, not as a promise about every connection. We fix what these tests find.
Screenshot
What the page looks like
Loaded in headless Chromium on this server. Click an image to open it full size.
Browser render
The same URL loaded in a real browser, so these are the readings curl cannot produce. The grade above is still built from the server measurements.
Page weight by type
What the page is made of
Transfer size, compressed as sent. 26 request(s) in total, 385.2 KB across all of them.
Top issues
Server response time (TTFB)
high impactThe first byte arrived after 595 ms. Of that, 452 ms was the server thinking and 143 ms was connection setup. A first byte under 400 ms is what a visitor feels as instant.
Fix: Cut server think time: page cache, query indexes, fewer synchronous calls to third parties inside the request. Connection setup is distance, so a nearer region or a CDN edge helps instead.
Third-party weight
medium impact5 third-party host(s) serve 343.1 KB of this page. Each one is another DNS lookup, TLS handshake and point of failure you do not control.
Fix: Self-host the libraries you can, drop the tags you cannot justify, and preconnect the ones you keep.
Avoid extra redirects
medium impact1 redirect hop(s) before the page load started, each one a full round trip before the first byte.
Fix: Link to the canonical URL (and make sure http, the apex domain and www all point at it) so no visitor pays a redirect first.
Waterfall
Slowest requests
Each bar is one request's own response time, scaled to the slowest. Assets were fetched in parallel, so the bars overlap in real time rather than stacking. first party third party
| Request | Type | Status | Time | Size |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://www.pornohirsch.net/'+this.url+' | html | 404 | 1.23 s | 0 B |
| https://www.pornohirsch.net/about:blank | html | 301 | 1.22 s | 0 B |
| https://images2.pornohirsch.net/_61050_0.jpg 3rd party | images | 200 | 1.01 s | 6.6 KB |
| https://images2.pornohirsch.net/_61042_0.jpg 3rd party | images | 200 | 1.00 s | 6.2 KB |
| https://static.pornohirsch.net/img/icons/apple-touch-icon-120x120.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 997 ms | 4.4 KB |
| https://images1.pornohirsch.net/_61051_0.jpg 3rd party | images | 200 | 992 ms | 6.3 KB |
| https://static.pornohirsch.net/img/header_50.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 990 ms | 3.9 KB |
| https://static.pornohirsch.net/img/icons/apple-touch-icon-72x72.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 984 ms | 2.2 KB |
| https://images2.pornohirsch.net/_61048_0.jpg 3rd party | images | 200 | 977 ms | 6.3 KB |
| https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-4ND7E2XWS5 3rd party | javascript | 200 | 970 ms | 175.2 KB |
| https://static.pornohirsch.net/img/icons/apple-touch-icon-152x152.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 970 ms | 6.2 KB |
| https://images1.pornohirsch.net/_61043_0.jpg 3rd party | images | 200 | 969 ms | 7.3 KB |
| https://static.pornohirsch.net/img/icons/apple-touch-icon-144x144.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 969 ms | 5.6 KB |
| https://static.pornohirsch.net/img/icons/apple-touch-icon-180x180.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 962 ms | 7.7 KB |
| https://static.pornohirsch.net/img/icons/apple-touch-icon-114x114.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 962 ms | 4.1 KB |
| https://www.pornohirsch.net/manifest.json | other | 200 | 960 ms | 245 B |
| https://images1.pornohirsch.net/_61045_0.jpg 3rd party | images | 200 | 956 ms | 9.0 KB |
| https://static.pornohirsch.net/img/icons/apple-touch-icon-76x76.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 955 ms | 2.4 KB |
| https://static.pornohirsch.net/img/linklist3/image_4.jpg 3rd party | images | 200 | 951 ms | 8.4 KB |
| https://static.pornohirsch.net/img/icons/apple-touch-icon.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 949 ms | 1.7 KB |
| https://static.pornohirsch.net/img/icons/apple-touch-icon-57x57.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 949 ms | 1.7 KB |
| https://images2.pornohirsch.net/_61044_0.jpg 3rd party | images | 200 | 935 ms | 11.0 KB |
| https://a.magsrv.com/ad-provider.js 3rd party | javascript | 200 | 934 ms | 59.2 KB |
| https://www.pornohirsch.net/favicon.ico | images | 200 | 934 ms | 501 B |
| https://images2.pornohirsch.net/_61054_0.jpg 3rd party | images | 200 | 929 ms | 7.7 KB |
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