pitchfork.com speed test — 20 Oct 2026

Measured from the wfix.shop server on 20 October 2026 at 15:48 UTC. Grade D (66/100), with the screenshots, the timings and the fixes that matter.

https://pitchfork.com/

20 October 2026 at 15:48 UTC · Free test · report pt_a6afc358ce6b
Grade
D
66/100
Performance65/100
Structure68/100

10 audit(s) passed, 6 need work

First byte (TTFB)468 msmeasured from this server
Fully loaded2.10 sfirst byte + slowest asset
Requests26document + assets
Page weight11.25 MBcompressed transfer
HTML document139.1 KBbr
ProtocolHTTP/3CloudFront
Third-party11.11 MBother hosts

Where the first byte went

  • DNS lookup 94 ms 20%
  • TCP connect 50 ms 11%
  • Server wait 325 ms 69%

Measured on the connection that fetched the HTML. Every other request on the page waits for the end of this bar before it can start.

How this page compares

First byteslower than 52% of 4,999 pages tested here468 ms against a median of 448 ms
Page weightheavier than 98% of 4,999 pages tested here11.25 MB against a median of 650.3 KB
Fully loadedslower than 61% of 4,999 pages tested here2.10 s against a median of 1.84 s
Requestssends more requests than 100% of 4,999 pages tested here26 against a median of 26

Every report published here is in this comparison, so it is a reference population of pages tested from one server - not a benchmark of the whole web.

What these numbers mean

  • The first byte arrived in 468 ms. That is workable, and the cheapest win left is caching or a warmer connection.
  • The page transfers 11.25 MB over 26 request(s). Images files are 99% of it, so resize and recompress the largest images before anything else.
  • The HTML itself arrives br-compressed.
  • It runs over HTTP/3, so the assets share a connection instead of opening one each.
  • 99% of the weight comes from other hosts (analytics, fonts, embeds), which also means their slow day becomes your slow day.
  • The largest element painted at 964 ms, inside the 2.5 s Google calls good.
  • Layout stayed still (CLS 0.076), so nothing jumps under the reader's cursor.
  • The main thread was blocked for 1.56 s, so taps and scrolling wait while scripts run.

Fix first: Server response time (TTFB) - Cut server think time: page cache, query indexes, fewer synchronous calls to third parties inside the request. Connection setup is distance, so a nearer region or a CDN edge helps instead.

Read on one shared server, not a visitor's phone: use it to compare pages against each other, not as a promise about every connection. We fix what these tests find.

Screenshot

What the page looks like

Loaded in headless Chromium on this server. Click an image to open it full size.

Mobile screenshot of pitchfork.com
Mobile 390 × 844 · 212.8 KB · page is 6000 px tall

Browser render

The same URL loaded in a real browser, so these are the readings curl cannot produce. The grade above is still built from the server measurements.

Largest contentful paint964 msgood is under 2.5 s
Cumulative layout shift0.076under 0.1 is stable
Total blocking time1.56 slong tasks during load
First contentful paint872 msfirst content on screen
Browser page weight17.21 MB733 request(s), scripts included
Failed requests35blocked or unreachable
Largest contentful paint964 ms
Goodgood under 2.5 s, poor over 4 s
Cumulative layout shift0.076
Goodgood under 0.1, poor over 0.25
Total blocking time1.56 s
Poorgood under 200 ms, poor over 600 ms

Page weight by type

What the page is made of

Images 25 requests
11.11 MB 99%

Transfer size, compressed as sent. 26 request(s) in total, 11.25 MB across all of them.

Top issues

Server response time (TTFB)

high impact

The first byte arrived after 468 ms. Of that, 325 ms was the server thinking and 144 ms was connection setup. A first byte under 400 ms is what a visitor feels as instant.

Fix: Cut server think time: page cache, query indexes, fewer synchronous calls to third parties inside the request. Connection setup is distance, so a nearer region or a CDN edge helps instead.

Image delivery and format

high impact

14 image(s) over 200 KB and 16 large image(s) still served as JPEG or PNG.

Fix: Serve WebP or AVIF with a JPEG fallback, size images to the space they occupy, and lazy-load anything below the fold. Images are usually more than half of a slow page.

Total page weight

high impact

The page transfers 11.25 MB across 26 request(s), with the document itself at 139.1 KB.

Fix: Work through the heaviest assets first: images, then fonts, then third-party scripts.

Third-party weight

medium impact

2 third-party host(s) serve 11.11 MB of this page. Each one is another DNS lookup, TLS handshake and point of failure you do not control.

Fix: Self-host the libraries you can, drop the tags you cannot justify, and preconnect the ones you keep.

HTML document size

medium impact

The document transfers 139.1 KB. A bloated document delays every other request, because nothing else can start until it is parsed.

Fix: Paginate long listings, move repeated markup into a template, and stop inlining large data URIs into the HTML.

Waterfall

Slowest requests

IMAGESmedia.pitchfork.com/photos/696f869b1919e621440ea6a9/master…
1.64 s
IMAGESmedia.pitchfork.com/photos/6abab669c7133574666efe1a/16:9/w…
1.41 s
IMAGESmedia.pitchfork.com/photos/6ac5462d6bd2ab7424d8212c/16:9/w…
1.41 s
IMAGESmedia.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad63ada92212513baf7ebae/1:1/w_…
1.16 s
IMAGESmedia.pitchfork.com/photos/5929aa0dea9e61561daa5b2d/1:1/pa…
1.14 s
IMAGESmedia.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad63fe092212513baf7ebe0/2:1/w_…
1.13 s
IMAGESmedia.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad77af70e629bcfc171e3b1/2:1/w_…
1.10 s
IMAGESmedia.pitchfork.com/photos/6ab2e472460d9566ff76e9ed/16:9/w…
1.08 s
IMAGESmedia.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad68960e84c917afa0b360f/2:1/w_…
1.08 s
IMAGESmedia.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad64354e6ca4759ddfe6b50/1:1/w_…
1.06 s

Each bar is one request's own response time, scaled to the slowest. Assets were fetched in parallel, so the bars overlap in real time rather than stacking. first party third party

RequestTypeStatusTimeSize
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/696f869b1919e621440ea6a9/master/w_160%2Cc_limit/P4K26_TickerIcon.png 3rd partyimages2001.64 s2.9 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6abab669c7133574666efe1a/16:9/w_1600%2Cc_limit/P4K_DINOJR_009C_watermarked.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.41 s355.3 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ac5462d6bd2ab7424d8212c/16:9/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Nirosta%2520Steel%2520at%2520home-3_WM.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.41 s118.2 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad63ada92212513baf7ebae/1:1/w_1920%2Cc_limit/Renny%2520Conti-Split%2520Second.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.16 s509.0 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/5929aa0dea9e61561daa5b2d/1:1/pass/57aa9f4e.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.14 s78.2 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad63fe092212513baf7ebe0/2:1/w_1080%2Cc_limit/P4K26-1019_Selects_2x1%2520(1).gif 3rd partyimages2001.13 s2.00 MB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad77af70e629bcfc171e3b1/2:1/w_1600%2Cc_limit/lambrini-girls-losangeles-diner-15.jpeg 3rd partyimages2001.10 s239.5 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ab2e472460d9566ff76e9ed/16:9/w_1600%2Cc_limit/P4K26_Anticipated-Albums_Fall26_2x1.gif 3rd partyimages2001.08 s1.49 MB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad68960e84c917afa0b360f/2:1/w_1600%2Cc_limit/MUNA.jpeg 3rd partyimages2001.08 s133.4 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad64354e6ca4759ddfe6b50/1:1/w_1920%2Cc_limit/Way%2520Dynamic-Massive%2520Shoe.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.06 s645.0 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad28eea0dd1470351a8a266/1:1/w_1920%2Cc_limit/Zach%2520Bryan%2520-%2520Young%2520Manhood%2520and%2520Other%2520Donatable%2520Organs%2520EP%2520art.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.06 s556.4 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/65e5fbbaed9239d330ef9040/1:1/pass/eternal%2520sunshine.jpeg 3rd partyimages2001.06 s865.7 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6a74dae2af72977b209d59da/1:1/pass/No%2520Bad%2520Memories%2520by%2520the%2520Avalanches.png 3rd partyimages2001.06 s244.0 KB
https://pitchfork.com/verso/static/pitchfork-us/assets/logo-inverted.svgimages2001.06 s1.8 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6a74dae2af72977b209d59da/1:1/w_1920%2Cc_limit/No%2520Bad%2520Memories%2520by%2520the%2520Avalanches.png 3rd partyimages2001.06 s244.0 KB
https://dwgyu36up6iuz.cloudfront.net/heru80fdn/image/upload/c_fill%2Cd_placeholder_image.jpg%2Cfl_progressive%2Cg_center%2Ch_900%2Cq_80%2Cw_1600/v1791903018/pitchfork_over-under-overunder-audrey-hobert.jpg?_a=BACCg%2520Ev 3rd partyimages2001.05 s96.2 KB
https://pitchfork.com/verso/static/pitchfork-us/assets/logo-header.svgimages2001.05 s1.3 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6a79e0c8bca9bb2529dc24bd/1:1/pass/Citizen-Halcyon%2520Blues.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.04 s655.1 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad28eea0dd1470351a8a266/1:1/pass/Zach%2520Bryan%2520-%2520Young%2520Manhood%2520and%2520Other%2520Donatable%2520Organs%2520EP%2520art.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.04 s905.4 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ac7ef5ad1e096c849ba8c71/1:1/pass/Teenage%2520Fanclub%2520Do%2520Not%2520Dare%2520to%2520Dream.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.04 s748.4 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6150acfdeda8afcb35b3ea1d/1:1/pass/IDLES-CRAWLER-Front-3000x3000_300dpi.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.04 s1.04 MB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad764fb14dfa97cd2ad5656/2:1/w_1600%2Cc_limit/rosalia-latin-grammys.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.03 s24.9 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad133ea47a15edc7845996a/1:1/w_1920%2Cc_limit/Worldpeace%2520DMT%2520-%2520Stick%2520Around%2520for%2520Tea%2520album%2520art.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.02 s127.5 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6ad133ea47a15edc7845996a/1:1/pass/Worldpeace%2520DMT%2520-%2520Stick%2520Around%2520for%2520Tea%2520album%2520art.jpg 3rd partyimages2001.02 s127.5 KB
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/6a83bc50522f93743d9915c4/1:1/pass/Dopamine%2520Chamber%2520by%2520Fontaines%2520D.C..jpg 3rd partyimages2001.02 s62.2 KB
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