www.urbandictionary.com speed test — 20 Oct 2026
Measured from the wfix.shop server on 20 October 2026 at 13:38 UTC. Grade A (91/100), with the screenshots, the timings and the fixes that matter.
Where the first byte went
- DNS lookup 51 ms 32%
- TCP connect 18 ms 11%
- Server wait 89 ms 56%
Measured on the connection that fetched the HTML. Every other request on the page waits for the end of this bar before it can start.
How this page compares
Every report published here is in this comparison, so it is a reference population of pages tested from one server - not a benchmark of the whole web.
What these numbers mean
- The server answered in 158 ms, which is fast: almost all of the wait is the page itself, not the host.
- The page transfers 1.23 MB over 26 request(s). Javascript files are 72% of it, so defer what is not needed for the first screen, and drop tags nobody uses.
- The HTML itself arrives br-compressed.
- It runs over HTTP/3, so the assets share a connection instead of opening one each.
- 96% of the weight comes from other hosts (analytics, fonts, embeds), which also means their slow day becomes your slow day.
- The largest element painted at 556 ms, inside the 2.5 s Google calls good.
- Layout stayed still (CLS 0.008), so nothing jumps under the reader's cursor.
- The main thread was blocked for 177 ms in total, which is not enough to feel.
Fix first: Total page weight - Work through the heaviest assets first: images, then fonts, then third-party scripts.
Read on one shared server, not a visitor's phone: use it to compare pages against each other, not as a promise about every connection. We fix what these tests find.
Screenshot
What the page looks like
Loaded in headless Chromium on this server. Click an image to open it full size.
Browser render
The same URL loaded in a real browser, so these are the readings curl cannot produce. The grade above is still built from the server measurements.
Page weight by type
What the page is made of
Transfer size, compressed as sent. 26 request(s) in total, 1.23 MB across all of them.
Top issues
Total page weight
medium impactThe page transfers 1.23 MB across 26 request(s), with the document itself at 54.6 KB.
Fix: Work through the heaviest assets first: images, then fonts, then third-party scripts.
Third-party weight
medium impact8 third-party host(s) serve 1.17 MB of this page. Each one is another DNS lookup, TLS handshake and point of failure you do not control.
Fix: Self-host the libraries you can, drop the tags you cannot justify, and preconnect the ones you keep.
JavaScript weight
medium impact1 JavaScript file(s) over 200 KB: widget.js (269.6 KB)
Fix: Split routes, remove unused dependencies, and prefer a two-file build (one pinned library, one application bundle) over many small ones.
Avoid extra redirects
medium impact1 redirect hop(s) before the page load started, each one a full round trip before the first byte.
Fix: Link to the canonical URL (and make sure http, the apex domain and www all point at it) so no visitor pays a redirect first.
Strict-Transport-Security
low impactHSTS is not set, so the first visit on a hostile network can still be downgraded to HTTP.
Fix: Send Strict-Transport-Security with a max-age of at least six months. Add includeSubDomains once every subdomain is HTTPS.
Waterfall
Slowest requests
Each bar is one request's own response time, scaled to the slowest. Assets were fetched in parallel, so the bars overlap in real time rather than stacking. first party third party
| Request | Type | Status | Time | Size |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/lora-cyrillic-ext-wght-normal.0e523e4bc3c6.woff2 3rd party | fonts | 200 | 1.56 s | 23.1 KB |
| https://urbandictionary.ai/widget.js 3rd party | javascript | 200 | 1.50 s | 269.6 KB |
| https://www.google.com/recaptcha/enterprise.js?render=6Ld5tgYsAAAAAJbQ7kZJJ83v681QB5eCKA2rxyEP 3rd party | javascript | 200 | 1.48 s | 679 B |
| https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-2JW7QZL7QX 3rd party | javascript | 200 | 1.46 s | 159.8 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/lora-symbols-wght-italic.db2a8b067f0f.woff2 3rd party | fonts | 200 | 1.45 s | 18.4 KB |
| https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/alpinejs@3/dist/cdn.min.js 3rd party | javascript | 200 | 1.44 s | 20.0 KB |
| https://hb.urbandictionary.com/asc_prebid.js 3rd party | javascript | 200 | 1.44 s | 176.2 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/app.b84ba0b4bd65.js 3rd party | javascript | 200 | 1.41 s | 178.3 KB |
| https://html-load.com/sdk.js 3rd party | javascript | 200 | 1.41 s | 48.5 KB |
| https://cdn.confiant-integrations.net/4Oi4L7IUdBp7E75YwL7p93K2HtE/gpt_and_prebid/config.js 3rd party | javascript | 200 | 1.41 s | 47.4 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/blank.38d96ecc56bf.webp 3rd party | images | 200 | 1.40 s | 6.9 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/lora-math-wght-italic.49e796554ee2.woff2 3rd party | fonts | 200 | 1.40 s | 30.6 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/lora-cyrillic-wght-italic.405b30a5bea8.woff2 3rd party | fonts | 200 | 1.40 s | 22.4 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/lora-math-wght-normal.a8c4cb778ab6.woff2 3rd party | fonts | 200 | 1.40 s | 28.6 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/source-sans-3-latin-wght-normal.7a19a7027e12.woff2 3rd party | fonts | 200 | 1.40 s | 28.1 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/lora-cyrillic-ext-wght-italic.b67b0f50d1d0.woff2 3rd party | fonts | 200 | 1.40 s | 26.7 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/lora-cyrillic-wght-normal.c57d9ca3bd42.woff2 3rd party | fonts | 200 | 1.40 s | 20.7 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/lora-latin-ext-wght-normal.2a2d9c22c986.woff2 3rd party | fonts | 200 | 1.40 s | 19.6 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/lora-symbols-wght-normal.2df52199eac5.woff2 3rd party | fonts | 200 | 1.40 s | 16.8 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/apple-touch-icon.ebeab9a275ed.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 1.40 s | 9.5 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/lora-vietnamese-wght-normal.98c22de85f6e.woff2 3rd party | fonts | 200 | 1.40 s | 8.8 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/favicon-32x32.20ccab488170.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 1.40 s | 1.5 KB |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/favicon-16x16.2248eec12e0b.png 3rd party | images | 200 | 1.40 s | 870 B |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/site.2e33e936c7d7.webmanifest 3rd party | other | 200 | 1.40 s | 317 B |
| https://static.urbandictionary.com/lora-latin-wght-normal.ddb8c6603510.woff2 3rd party | fonts | 200 | 1.40 s | 36.9 KB |
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